Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!