half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...