A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...