What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
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You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
That was no piccolo
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