30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...