Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....