Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...