What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...