Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...