Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....