you want a divorce
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Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Why did the spider buy a car?
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Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Men Like BMWs
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A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!