Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....