Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...