How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...