Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...