So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...