His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...