Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...