Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...