tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.