Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...