What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...