What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...