Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...