If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.