No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....