OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Emacs acronyms
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The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...