Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...