A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...