Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...