What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....