Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...