Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...