Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...