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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
What food best describes a man?
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George Carlin funnies!
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Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...