The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...