A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...