Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...