Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...