Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...