Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...