Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...