Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...