A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
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Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...