Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...