Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...