Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...