OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...