Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...