This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...