Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...