I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...